Summer School

So while I was home I had a number of people say that they always want to leave a comment on here but they just don’t know how. Now maybe they were just trying to make small talk or they really just didn’t know. Well class, get out a sheet of paper and a number two pencil and take good notes.

• First read the blog.
• Next determine if you would like to leave a comment and what your mother would think if she heard you use such language.
• If you don’t want to leave a comment, then you can stop here. You are done, goodbye.
• Now if you are kind enough to send your salutations you will click on the little word at the bottom of the blog entry that says “Comments”
• There will now appear an empty box and that is where you will type your witty jokes or sweet minded endearments.
• Done? Alright, let’s continue!
• With you comment typed and edited to ensure there are no last names, social security numbers or embarrassing photos you will need to complete the word verification. Simply type the series of letter that appear above. I really cant break it down much easier than that for you.
• Now its time to inform all the readers out there in this thing they call a “blogoshpere” just who you are.
• If you DO have a blog of your own, just sign in and it will take care of everything from there.
• For the 99.36% that DO NOT have a blog and do feel like leaving your first name or clever nickname, click Other.
• It will then allow you to type your new clever name and your website. If you don’t have a website, then leave it blank. If you do or would like to put an appropriate site on there do so. I highly recommend Homestarrunner.com
• If you are leaving lines of anger and spite then you can choose the “Anonymous” option and let the mystery begin!

I hope this has been an informative and productive class for everyone. I will also be teaching a Self Defense class every Monday at 10am at the public library. Remember your mouth piece I will no longer share mine.


Its 5pm Wednesday here (Iraqi Standard Time) [I just made that up] and I have been awake since Monday. [That is a true statement.] This post is much funnier at this stage of delirium; at least it is to me. Goodnight everyone.